Bombed san & kimmy with the same old topics again and again. What should I wear for his concert? How should I style my hair (-and shld i style my hair?-) ? Will Desmond appear at the matches? If I see him, how? And a thousand more ... ...

Yes. I've been damn bo liao to come up with these 42 reasons. Topic is " Why I'm unable to see Desmond again?"

1. He's not in Singapore.
2. He doesnt play basketball anymore, therefore I won't see him in bball courts.
3. He doesnt watch basketball anymore.
4. We go to different basketball matches.
5. He left when I arrive.
6. Something or someone dissuaded him from going to the matches that I went.
7. Singapore is too big.
8. No fate.
9. Not destined to meet.
10. I'm cursed.
11. Because I'm only destined to see him once a year, and since that "once" has already happened, it won't happen again and therefore I won't see him until 2005.
12. He's in NS.
13. He's on world tour.
14. He go clubbing, I don't.
15. He live in the East while I live in the West.
16. When he's at West, I'm at East.
17. We are both at East area, but he's at home.
18. He love to rot at his gf's house.
19. His gf (-if any-_-) doesnt live at West.
20. Somebody up there (God/Jesus/Buddha/Guan Yin/Mr Ala...) is not happie with me.
21. His friends hate the West area.
22. He seldom go Bugis. (0-my workplace-0)
23. He went Bugis, but never go Level 3.
24. He went Bugis Level 3, but never walk past Shibuya.
25. He walked past Shibuya, but I didnt notice.
26. He visited Shibuya, but its my off day.
27. Maybe we walked past each other, but I was looking at somewhere else.
28. He have changed totally.
29. He became a monk.
30. He's a busy busy busy busy man, hardly have other contacts with the "outside-world".
31. He doesnt take bus.
32. He doesnt take trains.
33. He have his cap on, and it hid his face.
34. I cant recognize him because I cant remember his looks.
35. He's hiding.
36. I'm at the UP escalator, he's at the DOWN escalator.
37. He become AH GUA!
38. He's in hospital.
39. He's dead.
40. He's within my blind spot.
41. He's avoiding me.
42. He went for plastic surgery.